Thursday, December 31, 2009

Avette Bros

These bros know how to keep it real. Makes me want to do the hellicpoter with my dong.



In the year Bro 2k+



Goals for this year.

  1. take the jetskies out for more rad spins in the brocean
  2. Stop nailing sluts with kids, gunts, cankles, camel toes, wedgies, veggies, and back boobs
  3. get a new BMW X47-BroMW with flat screen TV and Fire place in the trunk. Pimp my ride bro. $$$$
  4. work more on my glutes
  5. drink more light beer and vodka tonics, my 6 pack looks mroe like a fat pack
  6. witht he recession and all im only going to go to the tanning salon once a week
  7. focus on my business... SOMA condBros for hella cheep
  8. start my clothing line, its basically bedazzled pants pockets. hella fitted, its also to help bromote my rap career and production company.
  9. move to the mish with that PHAT raise from the investment bank in the bronancial district. cash money bro$
  10. stop and smell the Broses. you know we get so caught up in bro i forget sometimes how precious life is. every moment is a mirracle, like clouds and even fat chicks. i went to Funky Door Yoga the other day. Usually i do brolaties but thought i'd mix it up. the hella phat hunnie teaching had me really reach deep down to my inside bro. the core bro of my being. hella deep. i think i changed me. i can really feel my 3rd eye like straight to the dome.

Slipkorn ladies wer u at?

BROadhead + BROadtrip$z = total roadparty

totes drivin down the five lookin for some roadhed. fresbro ladies where u at? Stocktbro, modestbro, Bakersfield slipkorn ladies where u at? I dont mind a wine n dine, just come to the Jack In the box bafroom and thingz wil b jus fine. (that's what shesaid)

Hit me up soon, on my way to Newport beach in the brOC.

Epic.





bro.

Trouser-tent bro!


Trying to com up with a term for tha phenom in my pants right now, bro. Ordering my grande Carmel macchijavachipskimwith whipped not shaken but stirred latte at my favorite indie coffee shop in dogpatch (chicks are better than starsucks). Man-tent? Pantstent? All I know is this barsta chick is schmokin hotter than a campfire outside my man tent. We need to call 911 and get a firetru k to open the fire hydrant and put on the fiery furnaces (indie barsta chicks <3 them) so she can take on this man tent.

Man tent?
Pants tent?
Trouser tent?
U decide intha comments.

Tuesday, December 29, 2009

Bro Nother Question

Is Lindsay Lohan a dude? I kinda think she's hot but I don't want to be a gay. Also I usualy stuff my junk with haines socks. Knee high. Duh. But for realz bro. I'm hella jelous of Lindsay Lohan's pecks. But she's a girl so never mind. I'm going to hit the gym. Golds bro.

Sexting


So whatz up?!?!?! Hottie or nottie?

Bro, For realz, questons

It's not gay if your wrestinling with a bro and you get a boner right? I was thikn about chicks wit big juggs.

tunes bro tun3s



bands that tre know the bro.

Captain & tenille
Belle & Sebastian
Hall & Broates
Hansen Bros
Zapp & Rogers
Allman bros band
Jonas Bros
Insan Clown Juggabros
Billy Broel
Pearl Jambros = subtil
Phishbros
Dane Matthews Bros
Sugar Broy

#15


WTF bro!?!?!?!?!

W've been here for like 2 days. Feelz like a year. I'mg ogint o celebrate with a couple Irish Car Bombs. I'll see you Bros at nicks crispy tacos tomorrow.

bin reading filosophy

An Excerpt from Brostoevskies:

the 'bros' karamazovsky

book five: Bro/Contra
[N]othing has ever been more insufferable for Bros than freedom!






bro2k


Woah bro.

we r def comin up on 2010 = Bro2k+
Well I know we have hella lauhs. I know I doo. But lets get serious. I remember when I was graduating with my business degre a few years ago and my dad-bro asked what my goals were. That was 10 years ago. I told him I wanted PHAT pussy. But lets keep it Trill. Here is a list of goals for the next 10 years....

1. Get a PHAT condo in SOMA
2. Asian girlfriend with hella hot firends
3. New Stripe Shirts
4. A double Faux hawk
5. stop having so many abortions
6. find a condom that fits (I need both hands, its heavy)
7. Hang out with more black people
8. Persue my rap career
9. For realz dawg get my promotion label up and going. Talking PHAT partaz
10. trade in the za for more salads.

Monday, December 28, 2009

Broetry Corner

Bro-rap

Sung 2 311's hit "butterfly sugr baby"

Pussy Pussy cunt
doin bellie shots off your moms ass
she lookin so good got a 64 pack of corona
shes rockin to the bass
gettin back from the town of Bromona
takin off her thong
lookin for the song to play
she f@#$%^&ks like a dead fish
Pussy Pussy Cunt

[chorus repeats]

puttin on my jelly rubber
spray on tan stainin the sheets
doin it doggy stylie,
feelin her blubber
damn, this milf is beats

[chorus repeats]

we been dancin all night
grindin hella slutty bitches
her tube top is so tight
her ass got sexteen switches

yeahhhhh pussy.

just tryin something out, it's my justice D.A.N.C.E.

GET READY FOR THA CLUB MIX.....

check out my shop:

Vertigo is the Illest



Going to blow up your spot bro. This chick with the sweat juggs is my bros mom. We were doing belly shots of Jagger and things got treals. Here's the deets...

• 8 beer bongs
• 10 shots of jagger
• 17 Cornonas,
• 9 body shots
• 2 cans of Axe body spray*
• 1 can bronzer*

*I had to reapply a couple times because I was grinding on like 80 chicks.

coups Bro save monie!! AXE WASH!

coups Bro save monie!!

[follow instructs]

2. get some coups for :


Free Axe Body Wash at Walmart

Would have Bro'd me $15.52 but I got it FREE!

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In Sundays Paper 4/5 they had a Bropon for $1 off any one AXE shower Gel or Detailer shower tool Bro. It was in the Unilever/ Valassis Coupon insert. Today while I was at Walmart I noticed they have trail sized for .97 cents each. Dude WTF. Being that the coupon said any size you can use them on trial size ! Yeah Trial size my ass! Making them free, I spoke with the manager to make sure I could use the coupon being that the coupon is 3 cents fuckin more than the item. He said it was fine. That Bro is hell a cool. Their corporate coupon policy does not say what their policy is, for an overage. Like WTF is a overge. Am I right or am I right Bros?!?! He is looking into it for me to get an answer in writing becuase he's my bitch. The coupon in good till June so you have plenty of time to find it in stock, and get them free! Axe Bro, Axe!

Update*** My readers have told me they also have them for the same price at Target

I personally do not need this, but I picked them up to Bronate. There are many Bros and poor people that also are in need of items like this.

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15 comments to Free Axe Body Wash at Walmart

  • Tami

    How do you get so many with one coupon? Thanks!

  • This is a Unilever product, so the purchase works toward the $20 Bro rebate too!

  • It was not with one coupon…I had 16 separate Bropons.

  • Jilene

    Sarah, two questions for you. First, what is an RSS feed? Duh. and second, when you donate items, where do you take them. The garbage can? What are we poor or something? Thanks!

  • Paige

    LOVE to hear that you are planning to donate all of these… sometimes I wonder… why on Earth would you need THAT many of ‘Awesome Bro items’…. so THANKS for donating! I hope others do this too! :-)

  • We just got back from our donation run. stay tuned for the post Sarah will do. That chicks got hella jugs.

  • Cassie

    I think it’s great that you dontate becuase poor people can't do anything for themselves but I think it might be even better to wait until the coupon is closer to expire use it. That would give the people the doe of reality they need :(

  • Cassie…they always go fast right after I post a deal….just give it a few weeks then everyone will forget about it and there will be plenty! It is good till June so you have a while to snag a great deal

  • Excellent!! I haven’t heard this one yet – will check it out. I usually frot my tips with bleach. I was in Bloomies yesterday looking for the Olay soap that was supposed to be $1.97 (could get it free with the $2 off Olay coupon) but mine was still at $2.48. Gotta go check this out!My tips are super unfrosty bro!

    As for those who wonder why you would need so many – these are great for for teacher gifts (for men of course because we all know girls love shoes) or for the men in the family at Christmas time. And if you have a son who is not fond of showering, we all all know who that is, a fun new body wash sometimes gets them interested! Betches loves

    Thanks again for the tip! You Bros rawk.

  • Lorie

    I just went to Target and they had plenty for the same price! I got some to put in my 72 big jug girls for my weenis (I only get 2 papers). Thanks for all your hints/tips/tricks to save and even get free stuff. Bro!!!!

  • Lisa Fischer

    Does the coupon work for beer at either Walmart or Target?

  • My cashier was worried about it…. she had big jugs. she called the manager over…they checked the size of her jugs, they saw it all checked out and I did not have any trouble with it.

  • Thanks for the info!

    will send my readers your way!
    http://thefrugalkennedys.blogspot.com

  • Jason

    Where can I get the ladies now?

  • Pam

    I love your website thanks for all the help. Bro 4EVA!!!!!



3. bag that dude and move to Broakland, Brooklyn, santa barbro.
5. drive thru the burbs
9. check out the OG posters jugs:
http://athriftymom.com/2009/04/free-axe-body-wash-at-walmart/

Pro Tip


This chick has sweat jugs but she is a dude.

Sunday, December 27, 2009

Dude

I really lick movies. Spike plays some kewl sheit. here is a Must have for any bro who LOVES to shop til he drops...

1. Life Broquatic
2. Vitmain Bro 4
3. The Termbronator
4. Brottle Rocket
5. The Broyal Tannen Broms
6. Broshmore
7. The Brotastic Mr.Fox
8. The Ya Ya Siterhood
9. Fried Green Bromatos
10. Steal MagBrolias
11. Brodapation
12. True Bromance
13. Thelma and Brolease
14. A League of Bro Lone
15. Home Brolone 4
16. HomeBrown
17. Anal Teen Cum Try Outs 7
18. The Parrots of Brolegraph Hill
19. Phillefelphia
20. Schindler's Brolist
21. Bromageddon

Must haves...
Any thing by Steve Allen or Eddy Murphy. Those Bros are so dope.
13.

Jugs brosef intraview


tha way my mind thinks when walking into a job intraview:

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Totally sweat Tats Bro


So been thinking bout tats and i saw these at some Brocal tat shacks in the mish.


sis has a sun arond her bellie butten, here is a pic of my gf's stamp I can see from doggy style postion every tuesday night after work at that italian restaurant Brolive garden.
[Bro: I love thier bred sticks]


she loves my top ten albums and keeps the same broliefs about the wrld and sexting during dinner.
[Bro: That chicks got nice jugs]

Best Albulms of 2000 Bro 9

This was a pretty rad year for music. Here are some tunes I lick that cam out this year. Top 10 Bro!

1. Hercules and Bro Affair: Self Titled
2. Bro for Lashes: Two Suns
3. Grizzly Bro: Veckatimest
4. Dirty Brojectors: Bro Orca
5. Animal Brolective: Broiweather Post Brolivion
7. Crystal Panda Bear: Bro
8. Fuck Brottons: TarBro Sport
9. Bro Iver: Blah Blah Blah I'm a folky dork meeeeeeeh
10. Sunn Bro))): Monoliths and Bromensions.

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Prose for Bros from the Broetry Corner

a Haiku from the Broetry Corner:

Football Baseball Catch
Women in Bikinis Sex
ESPN Bro

Grrls?

Girls Bronounce New Single


Girls Announce New Single

Photo by Sandy Kim

San FranciscBro's Girls are readying the third single from their BNM'd Brobut Album: "Laura" is due Brovember 9 in the UK on Brovyweight 7" vinyl courtesy of True Panther/Brotador, according to This Is Fake DIY. (Per Brotador, a U.S. Brolease date for the single is pending.) It'll be Bro-backed by a brand new track called "Bro Boy!".

We like "Laura" a lot, too; we gave the track a highly favorable review recently, and we even got the Girls guys to play it for us as part of our "Don't Look Down" Pitchfork.tv series. Check out the Broformance below:


Via Pitchfrok

http://pitchfork.com/news/36606-girls-announce-new-single/

Barney Stinson sucks

Whats up Bros. This turd tuk our name. We wanted brospot.blogspot.com but butthole tuk it.