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Tuesday, December 29, 2009

bro2k


Woah bro.

we r def comin up on 2010 = Bro2k+
Well I know we have hella lauhs. I know I doo. But lets get serious. I remember when I was graduating with my business degre a few years ago and my dad-bro asked what my goals were. That was 10 years ago. I told him I wanted PHAT pussy. But lets keep it Trill. Here is a list of goals for the next 10 years....

1. Get a PHAT condo in SOMA
2. Asian girlfriend with hella hot firends
3. New Stripe Shirts
4. A double Faux hawk
5. stop having so many abortions
6. find a condom that fits (I need both hands, its heavy)
7. Hang out with more black people
8. Persue my rap career
9. For realz dawg get my promotion label up and going. Talking PHAT partaz
10. trade in the za for more salads.