Bro-vice

So you Bros might not know this but I'm not just a playa but a licensed "sexpert". Some Bros wrote me some problems so I'm responding now. Intoducing the newest column for...

DEAR BRO

Dear Bro, my wedding is approaching and I am desperate to impress my bride. What is appropriate groom's attire for a Labor Day nuptial?

Why you gotta get married you homo.


Dear Bro, is it okay to "manscape" down there?

Uhhhh, suriously? Bro, thats gross. I shaved my pubes into a lightning bolt. I put 2 cans of Ax Body spray on just on my shaft and exfoliate my balls every day. You might want to take notes. I have attached an artist rendering of you below, you need to step it up bro...




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