Bro-vice

So you Bros might not know this but I'm not just a playa but a licensed "sexpert". Some Bros wrote me some problems so I'm responding now. Intoducing the newest column for...

DEAR BRO

Dear Bro, my wedding is approaching and I am desperate to impress my bride. What is appropriate groom's attire for a Labor Day nuptial?

Why you gotta get married you homo.


Dear Bro, is it okay to "manscape" down there?

Uhhhh, suriously? Bro, thats gross. I shaved my pubes into a lightning bolt. I put 2 cans of Ax Body spray on just on my shaft and exfoliate my balls every day. You might want to take notes. I have attached an artist rendering of you below, you need to step it up bro...




Send your problems to sanfranciscbros@gmail.com

Dane Cook is my Homeboy

If you haven't seen Harmful if swallowed then your a homo.

... here's how you know, that you're really drunk ... I figured it out ... when you get into a taxi cab and you think the fare is the time ... - Dane Cook

Bro so right on.

... Slip 'N Slide, yeah ... it would have been fun if Dad checked for rocks before he put it down ... Slip 'N Bleed From the Anus they should have called this ride ... - Dane Cook

Whoa soo fucking hilarious.

... Jesus Christ, Timmy ... don't float above me when I am dying in the abyss ... - Dane Cook

I got Bros in high places

Knock Knock!
Who's there?

uhhhhhhh. Dude it's JESUS.

bro, back in the day...

back in the day when a woody was a carf or surfboards.

i got frends in low places

bros always get sum.

Srsly bro, just frends.

yeah we love the sam eteam and drink 2gether and live in the same frat house (sigma chi bro.)


boat party friday night. just frends.

Broetry Corner

Prose for Bros:

N F L playoffs
divisional weekend games
beer bros cheerleaders

Dude

This guy sisn't really a Bro he's definitly more of a dude. But this dude is in my favorite band. Its a Slipknot cover band that used to be called Orgy of Solitude now its just the Vagina Monologues. I never saw either of those movies. I'm more into action flicks.

Touch

Thanks to the 2 Bros who voted for "touch" from Axe Bawdy Spray. The people have choosen.

This is Peanut my personal trainer. Hawtie.

BroTube

Heads up loosers. I've been putting some rad clips on YouTube. 12" coming soon... then maybe a record deal if you feelz me. j/k

Epic lunch, bros

Just like they make em in tj.


BurritBRO rollers.

bro.

You bros know what time it is?

Like funny ha ha but not like Dane Cook funny.

for the uneducated bros.

back in my frat days we only had dialup and AIM, new bros have it so easy.... just look at this google>ehow post. (click the pic)

"jaeger bomb:
This is a bitter sweet drink that's a great pick me up if you feel like it's going to be a long (that's what she said) night...or you just bro you want to have an awesome time__full brof A LOT of energy! and I absbrolutely can not stand the taste of Red Bull abrone, but with Jaegermeister...it's amazing! "



A GIRL POSTED IT, she duh knows how to please a man. Smilesmt you my gurl, just get yer juggs n' a over this way. [working on my rap career, totes]

Tailgating the BROse Bowl.

Drove 2 Cali from 'bamuHHHH [chest bump bro] WE WON!!!!!!!! I even got some freshman chick to leave her sorority and come along... shuld have brought two, three, or four-some!



came out in my truck, had a case of jaeger, redbull and had a kegerator rigged for the 'gate partay.



We partied after the game too, I was so drunk i even sucked on this ladies juggggzzz but I didn't give a damn, BAMA FOREVER BABY!